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That missing truck full of tin foil has been found.

Happy tea bag day, or something. It’s weird to see conservatives planning protests against tax cuts but alas, such is modern partisanship, eh?

PS tea drinkers, much of this doesn’t actually exist … it’s really just a figment of Rush’s boil. Read the dang law before drawing your posters lamenting the con partisans’ pretend mice pork.

(Why do conservatives feel a need to lie about this stuff? Are they hoping lying will bring out more people to toss Lipton in the river before it gets dyed green in two weeks? Are they embarrassed because it turns out they apparently don’t believe in putting Americans to work and giving the middle class tax cuts?)

Republican leader John Boehner thinks every American makes more than $250,000.

Umm, no, dear John. Us little people work our tails off for quite a bit less than that which is why Pres. Obama promised that 95% of working Americans would see a tax cut, not a tax hike.

By the way, John, Pres. Obama has already delivered on that promise and you and every one of your Republican friends voted against that tax cut for 95% of America.

That means you’re not just a liar but also a hypocrite… and you’re a Republican. Better watch out or those nouns may become synonymous, Rep. Boehner.

No wonder even the very conservative, very Republican governor of Utah has said that the GOP guys in DC are wacky and to be ignored.

Apparently, hard-working Americans who’ve seen their jobs shipped overseas or dry up due to corporate greed run amok are “lazy and idle” (at least according to conservative partisans like our dear friends at Ill Review).

I wonder how that attitude is working out for them at the ballot box.

It’s clear that newly-minted State Rep. Mark Walker (D-Arlington Hts.) has the Republicans’ attention down in Springfield.

Unfortunately, it’s also clear the elephants are still all-too-willing to twist facts and omit truths while attacking him. Didn’t they learn anything in the wake of his win, in which he took over a seat that had been Republican for decades after the State GOP splattered him with every speck of nasty gutter-level muck they could scrape up and resorted to literally trying to paste over his good name?

The booby prize of the week goes to the still relatively new GOP National Committeman for Illinois, Pat Brady, who took over for Bob Kjellander. Why the state’s National Committeeman felt Rep. Walker was important enough to attack is known only to him, but important enough Mark must be.

So what was the attack?

Mr. Brady declared that a vote to put one of a number of politcally-motivated resolutions the Republicans were tossing up — HR 93 in this case — to a committee was somehow lending “support to Roland Burris” and he singled out Rep. Walker even though a total of 67 Dems, including several Dems who were sponsors of the resolution, voted to put the issue in the committee’s jurisdiction.

The rationale behind referring HR 93 (and its companion HR 92) to the Rules Committe is clear. Both resolutions were placed in Rules on almost straight party-line votes because the State House has other matters to attend than debating the hows, whats, and whys of telling the US Senate what to do with itself. It’s not as if we aren’t facing a massive state deficit, ballooning health costs, crumbling infrastructure and whole host of other more pressing matters than the latest Burris soap opera.

The fact that the Illinois Republicans’ National Committeeman targeted a single Democratic State Rep while using House Republican Organization letterhead clearly demonstrates that whatever the ’sounds good’ language of these resolutions is, the ulterior motive was purely political mud-slinging.

It would be as if the House Dems turned out an inflammatory press release lambasting State Rep. Sid Mathias for missing the very same vote Pat Brady complains about. Did Rep. Mathias miss the vote? Yes. But he has a very clear and reasonable explanation (he is in Israel with US Congressman Mark Kirk). But the H-DEMs didn’t do that, even though they targeted Sid last year, because to do so would be petty and pointless political opportunism — just like Mr. Brady’s diatribe.

And besides, Mr. Brady’s press release carries an outright lie in its opening paragraph with a cute turn of phrase:

Voting in lock-step with Illinois Democrat Leaders, newly-elected State Representative Mark Walker opposed a House Resolution on Thursday that urges the US Senate to take swift and immediate action to address the mounting concerns surrounding Roland Burris’ appointment to the US Senate. Walker’s vote to support Roland Burris is troubling in light of the recent news outlining potential perjury and play-to-play allegations, said Illinois’ Republican National Committeeman Pat Brady.

Sending a politically-motivated, time-wasting resolution to the committee where it should be debated is hardly “support” for Burris, let alone “opposition” to the resolution itself. It’s simply a move to put the resolution where it belongs so that other pressing matters can actually be worked on.

More to the point, Rep. Walker hardly “supports” our junior Senator and has publicly called for Roland Burris to resign his Senate seat immediately. That, of course, means the conservatives’ lies about Rep. Walker are so much bunk.

I suppose that sort of principled call to action is to be expected from a fellow who carried a petition opposing Todd Stroger while he was going door-to-door campaigning for office and who also publicly called for the former governor’s ouster on the campaign trail. Indeed, just like all but one State Rep, one of Mark Walker’s first votes literally on the day he was sworn in was to re-instate the impeachment panel and impeach then-Gov. Blagojevich. But, far be it from the Republican National Committeeman to consider such things when a weak attack needs to be sent out on a Friday afternoon.

Pat Brady’s scurrilous press release was dutifully picked up by our friends over at the conservative echo chamber Illinois Review (who don’t have the best grasp on honesty or reality themselves), though in Ill Review Editor Fran Eaton’s defense she did point out up-front that Rep. Walker wasn’t the only one voting on HR 93. Unfortunately, she did not include info explaining that this wasn’t actually a vote “opposing” action against Sen. Burris nor a demonstration of “support” for him. (Again, several Democratic sponsors of the resolution also voted to put it in Rules.)

Such is life when all the Republicans seem to have left are smoke and mirrors. To borrow a phrase from Mr. Brady, “that’s troubling and wrong.”

Full Disclosure: I’ve known Mark for a number of years, have worked with him on various local efforts and I endorsed him and supported him as a volunteer during his campaign.

(c/p at Illinoize)

Eric Zorn is seeing an uptick in questions about Rahm Emanuel’s paid-in-full property taxes

Now, who could’ve guessed four months ago that Fran Eaton’s baseless lie about Mr. Emanuel would still be around being unwittingly infopimped by conservative bloggers who happen to come across one or another mirrored version of her original post?!

What was it I wrote last November?

Unfortunately, the net effect of Ms. Eaton deciding leaving that original post up and uncorrected [...] is that now several other conservative bloggers are picking up on this non-story without bothering to question it. The result is they’re falsely claiming that Ms. Eaton’s nemesis is some sort of tax cheat.

If that was Ms. Eaton’s intent, she’s reached her goal…

Ain’t the internet grand? Something doesn’t have to be true. It just has to be posted.

(The lower case “i” in “internet” is for Mr. Zorn’s capitalization enjoyment.)

PS: It’s day 105 (and counting) of Fran Eaton having never called back her friend John Powers to explain just why she felt she was being intimidated by The Man after she posted false information online.

Why is it that anyone would still trust what Ms. Eaton and Ilinois Review have to say?

It’s not clear which planet Illinois Review writer Sam Pierce is living on but it doesn’t seem to be this one… His past essays have featured standard-fare Obama Derangement Syndrome, but in today’s post Mr. Pierce can’t help but to repeat a pack of lies which have been consistently peddled by folks like Michelle “Stalking 12-year-old boyz iz kool” Malkin.

Mr. Pierce’s very first sentence reads:

I wanted to comment on the Obamacrisy [Editor's Note: I think that's a junior high way of saying "hypocrisy"] of the former occupant of the fictional Office of the President-elect’s touting the tax relief 95% of Americans should begin receiving by April 1. [...]

“Fictional” Office of the President-Elect? This lie that the official and legally-required Federal Executive transition was somehow “fictional” began about 38 seconds after then President-Elect Obama first used the phrase. (Of course, eight years ago nary a conservative was complaining about then President-Elect Bush calling himself “President-Elect”, now were they?)

Conservative partisans need to re-read the Presidential Transition Act of 1963 which very clearly and very specifically describes that very same not-so-fictional Office of President-Elect, replete with the rights and responsibilities thereof.

Though he does try to pretty it up with some bullet points and pull quotes, after starting out with a retread of a blatant lie it’s no surprise that the rest of Mr. Pierce’s polemic is just a dump of hollow conservative propoganda and childish name-calling.

This bizarre pattern from conservative partisans of repeating a fallacy some other conservative made up, railing against President Obama based on the faulty logic of the lie, tossing in a few sandbox put-downs and then clapping one’s self on the back as if they’ve done something good for the country was already getting old by Election Day last year. You’d think instead of stealing Aerosmith songs they’d actually do something about stopping their own fib factories.

No wonder Republican approval ratings keep tanking even further than the valley they were already in before the Inauguration.

(And, yes, it would appear at least some of those dropping GOP favorability numbers have something to do with the fact that they not only hypocritically voted against the largest middle-class tax cut in US history almost unanimously but that they’ve also declared themselves proud of that “accomplishment”. But somehow that real, live hypocrisy is not the perceived hypocrisy Sam “Pinnochio” Pierce wanted to discuss.)

Let me join State Rep. Mendoza, Cook County Clerk David Orr, County Commissioner Mike Quigley and a growing host of others in demanding that Mr. Burris resign his Senate seat.

This has nothing to do with who he is or where he came from in life. It has everything to do with the tainted circumstances in which he was appointed (a governor was impeached in part because of that very same particular abuse of the process) and his very apparent inability to speak truthfully and completely about his role in that process as an otherwise qualified citizen pursuing an open seat.

Resign. Now.

I wonder what Illinois alum Bob Novak would have to say about his conservative comrade George Will using the University of Illinois to peddle a lie … even if the lie does advance con business policy.

From the U of I’s Polar Research Group’s Cryosphere Today:

In an opinion piece by George Will published on February 15, 2009 in the Washington Post, George Will states “According to the University of Illinois’ Arctic Climate Research Center, global sea ice levels now equal those of 1979.”

We do not know where George Will is getting his information, but our data shows that on February 15, 1979, global sea ice area was 16.79 million sq. km and on February 15, 2009, global sea ice area was 15.45 million sq. km. Therefore, global sea ice levels are 1.34 million sq. km less in February 2009 than in February 1979. This decrease in sea ice area is roughly equal to the area of Texas, California, and Oklahoma combined.

It is disturbing that the Washington Post would publish such information without first checking the facts.

Disturbing indeed. Will’s flat-out lies in the lazy but not so liberal WaPo are dissected here.

Don’t mess with the Illini Nation while trying to mess with the American Nation.

Stop lying.

…Sen. John McCain tells a fawning John King that he thinks Pres. Obama’s win on the jobs bill was “a bad beginning” for the new president.

Sounds like someone still has indigestion from all those sour grapes after “a bad election” last fall.

The Senator from Arizona, along with 99% of his Congressional GOP colleagues, voted against the biggest middle-class tax cut in U.S. history (a tax cut the GOP originally claimed to agree with) and it’s “a bad beginning” for Obama? Does McCain know the clinical definition of “projection“?

By the by, file that massive tax cut under “Promises Made/Promises Kept” since Obama talked about the need for middle-class tax cuts all throughout 2008.

(And John King of the not-so-liberal media can’t be bothered to ask any follow ups to his doting questions?)

…Um, ok. That’s all Tom can come up with after I point out his completely two-faced hollowness?

Pointing out that you’re speaking with two tongues isn’t hateful, Tom. It’s calling a spade a spade. If you don’t like it, stop the ‘Who Me?’ act.

PS: Now Mannis is selling t-shirts and sundry tchotchkes with a big red “Obama” on them, using a Communist sickle for the “O” … But it’s all ok because for a brief moment Tom hopes everyone saw that Bush isn’t evil … or something. I wonder if Tom, like el Rushbo, wants our president (and, ergo, our nation) to fail.

Get a grip, Tom. And stop tripping over your own ego.

PPS: Why do cons constantly make themselves the butts of their own jokes? First I’m anonymous … now I’m a rash ointment … No wonder things are in a seemingly constant freefall on their side of the aisle. Instead of legitimate debate and discussion about ideas of substance they’ve got sandbox-level bupkis.

What? I should change my name to “Lavice” for drobounký kapička u nosu nos Tommy? Does he want my lunch money too?

…Why continue to insert their feet in their mouths when they’ve so clearly got nothing to say in the first place?

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