…Apparently they were for a comprehensive energy plan before they were against it.

Seems they were also for caring about Creation before the rubber hit the road and we learn, lo and behold, they are against it.

That political wind sock of theirs must get one heckuva work out with all that hot air the flip-flopping cons keep blowing its way.

(PS: No matter how many times conservative partisans click their heels together and no matter how tightly they squeeze their eyes shut as they wish it to be so… China still isn’t drilling off the coast of Cuba… or off the coast of Florida for that matter.)

Somewhat unrelated: It also turns out con partisans like Fran “G” Eaton were also for crying in their beer before they were against it. Who knew?

Archie plans their now-canceled late night galavanting for them. Then again, they could’ve just let their own resident gay-curious super-spy do the planning for them since he knows more about those hot spots than just about anyone around.

Somewhat related: I did conservatives’ math homework for them by comparing drilling in the Outer Continental Shelf versus common sense fuel conservation. Turns out the simplest answer sometimes is the easiest and quickest … and also leads to more fuel on the supply side of supply-and-demand.