Count Rachel Ray as the latest victim to Big Brother the uber-partisan, wild-eyed rantings of the Cult of Malkin. Obviously, not enough EVOO in their diets…
Shame on Dunkin Donuts for falling prey to such mind-numbing, bile-spewing dunceness from the likes of knee-knocking fraidy cat hyperpartisan Michelle Malkin (who once stalked a 12-year-old disabled boy because she was so afraid that he may have been a secret agent for KAOS intent on destroying apple pie … or something).
I wonder if Fail Blog would cover this 30 minute empty-calorie meal from the Kooky Conservative perspective — failure to possess any shred of common sense let alone capacity to put things in perspective — or the Gotta Make the Donuts perspective — failure to anticipate that a fringed paisley scarf on a perky brunette talkshow/cooking show host might send a handful of conservative pundit crackers into spasms of oversensitive, overhyped, over politically correct pantsuit-wetting.
Who’s more moronic? Michelle Malkin for promoting such blatant idiocy or the people who treat her like a goddess of goop by buying into this bollix (and thus allowing her to earn a living pimping such propaganda)?
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May 28, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Kurt "45superman" Hofmann
Please tell me that Malkin was kidding.
I know she wasn’t, but please tell me, anyway.
May 28, 2008 at 3:13 pm
robnesvacil
Chocolate frosted longjohns come straight from the forces of evil to your taste buds. Delish.
It’s obvious why terrorists would have tried to infiltrate the Rachel Ray studios to turn her into a Manchurian Spokeslady (complete with fringe and paisley).
Her smokey yet squeaky voice alone is enough to topple governments.
June 1, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Interloper
Speaking of crazed right-wingers, take a look at the latest on the constitution convention question, apperently whackjob John Bambenek is at the helm to hijack our constitution…
Wow.
June 1, 2008 at 3:22 pm
robnesvacil
Bambi is but one among many leading various efforts. He’s getting some support/help/lending-a-hand from fellow conservative partisan Bruno Behrend and others on various points in order to talk up the idea of a convention.
With the State Senate having defeated a move to put recall on the ballot, they think they have more ammo with which to pursue a ConCon.
On the left, Illinois liberal activist Daniel Johnson-Weinberger — among others — is part of a ConCon group that started back in 2004. All are welcome to join (and yes, Bambi is a member).
Have conservative partisans started organizing in anticipation of an Illinois Constitutional Convention? Yes. But given the hurdles involved it’s highly unlikely either extreme — lib or con — would be able to “hijack” anything.
Hurdles include: getting voter approval for a ConCon; if approved, having the Dem-controlled legislature decide how to set up a ConCon; creating enough consensus to actually revise (let alone revamp) the state Constitution during any such convention; and finally having the voters then approve (rather than reject) any revised or even rewritten Constitution….
(c/p Daily Kos)