How does Cong. Peter Roskam “support” our troops? By insinuating they’re a bunch of sex-crazed horndogs who must be nannied over lest they give in to temptations of the X-rated variety.

And there’s something in it for you too, dear taxpayers: a complete waste of the Pentagon’s time and our tax dollars as military brass are commanded to search and destroy pin-ups and videos instead of, oh say, our enemies.

What’s next? Banning government-issue condoms? Mandating abstinence for unmarried troops and the calendar method for those who are married?

What’s the difference between Cong. “Porno Pete” Roskam’s nanny-state attitude and the House of Saud’s regulations for US troops manning bases in Saudi Arabia in the 90s? At least King Saud let the guys have Victoria Secret catalogs (though not much else).

Can you imagine Rep. Roskam walking in to give a pep talk at the local armory before the next National Guard deployment? …”Don’t go fight yon terrorists, men. Fight the nudie rags instead. It’s not Hezbollah we’re after — it’s Hollywood! You just might get warts on your hands if you don’t listen to my dire warnings to avoid the girlie magazines.”

Perhaps instead of being so worried about oversexed troops, Porno Pete Roskam ought to be quite a bit more concerned about the rapists staffing the war profiteering contractors hired by the White House. So much for any Republican claims of “family values” given that they continue to let those atrocities go on.

Say, aren’t there more important things going on? Something about a recession? And exorbitant gas costs? And what’s this war thingy we keep hearing about? And healthcare for uninsured kids? And the White House spying on Americans … what’s that all about?

Oh, wait. Raunchy Roskam apparently couldn’t give two shakes about work-a-day folks, agrees in principle with Sen. McCain on keeping our troops in Iraq for 100 years in spite of reality on the ground, has voted against our children multiple times (and lied about why), and he favors shredding our Constitution’s Bill of Rights. Nevermind.

Then again, the media seems to have recently discovered that black folks have … preachers! Maybe Rep. Roskam will take care of that “problem” too.