Some folks need to grow up. This is a publicity stunt, nothing more. If these pictures covering up most of the celebrity’s body are somehow “nude photos” we’ve got a heckuvalot more nude beaches in this country than anyone apparently realized — one-piece swimsuits are more “revealing” for the pervs out there concerned about such things.

Say, isn’t there some trouble brewing with the economy? And what’s this I hear about some war going on?

And how about all those war-profiteering generals who were paid to propagandize in favor of the war on national TV for years, even though they personally and privately saw the war going fubar almost from the get-go?

Shh, there’s some underage club-hopping rich girl celebrity showing off her spine: Priorities.