…And the incumbent for whom he toils so — Mark Kirk — must stop referring to himself as a Congressman, let alone the incumbent United States Representative from Illinois’ 10th District. (It would seem that big glossy mailer about the VA clinic named after [can't-call-him-an-astronaut] Jim Lovell that was printed and franked at taxpayer expense was a really big no-no in TA’s mind.)

…And Senators John McCain, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama must stop referring to themselves by their job titles. (And [can't-say-Senator] Obama and the news media reporting on his campaign must stop referring to his role as a professor at the University of Chicago or his position as president of the Harvard Law Review.)

Team America’s latest myopic, illogical rant about [can't-say-Rep.] Kirk’s opponent Dan Seals highlights a political stunt done by partisan students at Northwestern University to complain that Adjunct Professor Dan Seals is calling himself an Adjunct Professor. It’s fine for conservative Wildcats to bemoan the fact that Seals is a professor at their school, just as I’m sure some Stanford students aren’t happy with cracker-jack historian Victor David Hanson being associated with their university.

But this hollow, purple-faced whining over Prof. Seals calling himself by his title is based on a lack of reason and rationality that is just sad. Kindergarteners could make better arguments.

Are Republican partisans really this lathered up over the fact that Dan Seals is referring to his job (whether they like the fact he has a job or not), or are they simply recognizing the very real threat that Northwestern University Adjunct Professor Dan Seals poses as he makes his second run to return Democratic leadership to the 10th District?

Apparently, even a cornered elephant will lash out in whatever way it can when cornered — logical or not.

But hey, at least we’re not talking about the looming recession, the housing collapse, the health care crisis, the quagmire in Iraq, the lack of progress in finding Osama bin Forgotten, or anything of any actual importance to the 10th district and America.