So the Times comes out with a story (and WaPo backs it up) about John McCain and an attractive lobbyist many decades his junior being rather cozy back around the time of his 2000 version of the Straight Talk Express — replete with McCain trying to pull bizarre favors for said bombshell lobbyist and McCain later begging the Times to back off the story (and lawyering up against the Gray Lady).

Bottom line is that Sen. McCain admits to “behaving inappropriately” with Vicki-with-an-I.

Illinoisans know full well what happened the last time a Republican candidate running against Barack Obama was found to have ‘behaved inappropriately’…

Alan Keyes is, in fact, running for president (again) and available to perform his civic duty for the good of the value(less) party once more.

Keyes-Huckabee has a nice ring to it, no?