This blog has from time to time discussed Andy Schlafly and his conserv-o-partisan “Conservapedia”, which is mislabeled as “The Trustworthy Encyclopedia”. In reality, this work of fiction gives rational, honest conservatives everywhere a black eye by promoting some of the more silly “rhetoric” (if it can be called that) on the Internets.
Interestingly, nine of the ten most popular topics at Andy-Boy’s conservative wiki (trailing only the main page in popularity) deal with issues which one might think are not on the top of most folks’ gaydar radar but apparently are mighty important matters for social conservatives.
From the Conservapedia “Statistics” page:
Most viewed pages
- Main Page [1,912,012]
- Homosexuality [1,583,882]
- Homosexuality and Hepatitis [517,345]
- Homosexuality and Promiscuity [421,055]
- Gay Bowel Syndrome [393,822]
- Homosexuality and Parasites [388,470]
- Homosexuality and Domestic Violence [373,149]
- Homosexuality and Gonorrhea [331,665]
- Homosexuality and Mental Health [292,657]
- Homosexual Agenda [270,376]
Why are cons so fascinated by teh gay? What is it that they find so appealling? Recall that curiosity killed the cat, so it’s a good thing the Republicans (conservatives included) are represented by elephants.
That said, what the heck is “gay bowel syndrome” and why does Andy Schlafly’s Conservapedia find it so … alluring … that it’s in the Top 5?
Suitable for framing…
Be sure to keep all this info quiet from Petey LaBarbera lest he find himself lost in ‘research’.
(h/t Cheers & Jeers and Graham)
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