Composition class teacher and Phyllis Schlafly critic “Evil Bender” lists the ways in which Ms. Schlafly would fail his composition class with her baseless drivel… Ill Review of course offered Ms. Schlafly a guest spot to promote her inane rantings such as declaring English classes akin to a gateway-drug into such horrors as the Virginia Tech massacre.

Way to go, “moral relativism” folks.

(Yes, Phyllis Schlafly sired Andy-boy Schlafly whose grasp of reality is so shakey and uncertain he had to go and create an entire fictional wiki called Conservapedia just to contain all his wanton make-believe fantasies. Runs in the family, it seems.)